Tom Brady Got a Baby Boy

I am a J-E-T-S fan so I hate Tom Brady. I hate how he throws the football, I hate his goofy smile in all his gay pictures in magazines and I hate how he bags all these skinny broads. Fuck dat guy. Now he's gotta son who I now hate too, I don't even know what the little brat looks like and he hasn't been alive long enough to develop the same shitty personality as his dad and I already fuckin hate the kid, unless he ends up as the quarterback for my Jets in 24 years and takes us to the Super Bowl.