Monday, August 20, 2007

Don't Kill Dogs, Dog

Me and my bros live by a certain code: Always make sure the other guy isn't taking an ugly chick back to the pad, never talk while we're watching Vin Diesel or Dane Cook movies, trim your eyebrows once a week and never ever rat. I guess Michael Vick and his boys don't have the same code and now he's going to jail.

If his boys would have just been quiet he would still be playing quarterback. It's a shame because I loved dropping crazy cash on the other team and sitting down in front of my plasma every Sunday and watching him fumble the ball for four quarters.

Hope for his ass' sake he doesn't fumble the soap in jail like he did the football. He's going to get it doggystyle!

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