Thursday, August 23, 2007

Gladiators Are Back!

Dat's right, I just read that NBC is bringing back the American Gladiators. I can't fucking wait for this shit bro. I look amazing in spandex so you know I'm going to try out for this. I'd love to break Nitro's neck out there, if he didn't die from all the roids and blow he was doing back in the day. If Zap isn't like 700 years old, I'll bang her with my pugil stick during commercial breaks while the deaf Gladiator slut, Siren whispers sweet nothins in my ear.

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